Inter-species territory dispute

Winnie: Uh, excuse me. This is MY crate. Also, maybe you're not aware of this, but around here, I'm what's known as the "alpha".

Maddie: Yes, but you're the alpha DOG. As a cat, I'm not actually under your jurisdiction. I looked it up.

Winnie: Oh. I didn't realize. Well, I'm too tired to argue anyway. I guess we can share.

Happy Discount Chocolate Day

Friendly reminder for folks who eat candy--especially chocolate don't forget to go out and buy discount chocolate:

 It may be hard to find that section in the store among all the Christmas stuff. But I suspect "Halloween" candy does not suddenly expire and become inedible on November 1...