Okay, THIS has to be the saddest of the sex gecko headlines. THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX. And yet they will be remembered across the internet as "sex geckos". What a gyp. They have to be wondering, in their Russian space sex gecko afterlife, whether it was even really worth it.
And when you think about it, "Space Sexplorer" probably looked AWESOME in the classified ads of the Gecko Times-Gazette. I bet it seemed like the perfect opportunity for a young lizard wishing to make his or her mark in the world of science. I think we owe it to these brave reptile cosmonauts to at LEAST honor them with a Lifetime Original Movie.
And when you think about it, "Space Sexplorer" probably looked AWESOME in the classified ads of the Gecko Times-Gazette. I bet it seemed like the perfect opportunity for a young lizard wishing to make his or her mark in the world of science. I think we owe it to these brave reptile cosmonauts to at LEAST honor them with a Lifetime Original Movie.
